Lambchops at Roomies
And scary movies
Curls and bench presses
Girls in tight dresses
Fast cars, smoking cigars
With his rum and coke
Playing practical jokes
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Gary Glazer, sharp as a razor
He’s the boss, he’s the big guy
Having Christmas in July
Gary Glazer, the Bizchair king
The poster child for ADD
He’s bipolar but he’s full of life
Just ask Lacey, Kelsey, Jason, Sean
Or Lesley his wife
He likes the movies and he likes his food
Call him for dinner but don’t call him dude
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He’s passionate about his work
He really knows his office furniture
He’s a gambler and a drinker
But he goes to the gym
And he’s good to his family, employees
And friends
Gary look at everyone who cares for you
For instance Joel, your nephew
Patti and Sean, Jack the dog
David, Scott and Gilbert-
Although they’ve moved on
Pulling pranks, Gary is prone
Working for him is like working in the twilight zone
He’s been on a diet for the last ten years
But Golden Corral still elicits cheers
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