Songs for the Ultimate Halloween Playlist

So, you love Halloween, you’re having a party, and you’re making a playlist. The Monster Mash kicks things off, I Put a Spell on You fades into Thriller, and then it’s time to call Ghostbusters! In other words, you’ve covered the essentials. But, Halloween only comes once a year, and you want this playlist to be legendary! Time to dig in and find more creepy tunes to keep the coffin’ rockin’! Here’s a list of bewitching songs that will leave you spellbound!

Ghosts in the Graveyard-Prairie Ramblers

This gem from the 1930s tells a tale of supernatural revenge, and things really ramp up when a gravely throated ghost takes over on lead vocals! It’s a great song to kick off your playlist, easing everyone into a fun but spooky mood.

Vampcamp-The Ventures


The only instrumental on our list is a diabolical mix of eerie sound effects and reverb drenched guitar. Many have attempted to combine surf music and horror themes, but nobody has ever delivered like the Ventures did on this classic scorcher. It’s sure to get the ghoulies grooving!

Are You Ready for Freddy?-Fat Boys

Ready for Freddy by the Fat Boys and Nightmare on My Street by D.J. Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince both offer opportunities to experience the horrors of Elm Street via old school rap.  They feature crisp, vintage drum machine beats, and funky rhymes that’ll have you trying to break dance before you can say “Don’t Fall Asleep”. Either song would make a great playlist addition, but Ready for Freddy is my favorite, because the Fat Boys give Mr. Krueger a little more space to rock the mic!

Playground Twist- Siouxsie and the Banshees

Siouxsie and the Banshees‘ songs are up-tempo and melodic, but also hypnotic and dark, making them the perfect band for the witching season. With titles  like Spellbound, Staircase Mystery, and even one called Halloween, it’s easy to see why. My Halloween Playlists usually contain about three of their songs, but if I had to choose only one, I’d go with Playground Twist. From the toll of the bell at the beginning, to the creepy kid laughter at the end, this song is a whirlwind tour of your childhood fears that will not disappoint.

Swamp Witch- Jim Stafford

Here’s a fantastic country-rocker with a witch-positive message. Clever lyrics tell a chilling tale, while otherworldy vocals tickle your ears, adding a heaping helping of awesome to your Halloween soundtrack. With songs like this, it’s no wonder that the mysterious Bobbie Gentry was once married to Mr. Stafford.

 Creep in the Cellar- Butthole Surfers


If you want your playlist to be genuinely scary, look no further than the Butthole Surfers. Their disjointed, distorted, disturbing, and (some would say) disgusting output is not for the faint of heart. Creep in the Cellar falls on the PG-13 end of their catalog, and is one of their more melodic offerings to boot. But, it contains plenty of the band’s signature mind-warping, horrific qualities.

 

Salem Witch Trials-Kiriae Crucible

How in the hell did I not hear this song until 2019? Despite being covered by the Fleshtones, this garage rock monster by Kiriae Crucible flew beneath my radar, but I’m glad I’ve finally picked up on it. From the weird (theremin?) intro to the tight backing vocals and killer keyboard solo, this song is a total barn burner. And it’s about witches!

Scream and Run Away- The Gothic Archies


If you’re not familiar with Lemony Snickett’s Series of Unfortunate Events books, you’ll get to know plenty about  the villain Count Olaf through this morose little ditty, served up in waltz-time with gloomy baritone vocals and a side of dry accordion. Songwriter Stephen Merritt is best known for his work with the Magnetic Fields, but he and his cohorts in the Gothic Archies knocked it out of the park with Tragic Treasury:Songs from a Series of Unfortunate Events, the collection that Scream and Run Away comes from.  If this song doesn’t do it for you, check out the rest of the record, you’re sure to find something to your liking.

 

My Wife and My Dead Wife-Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians

 

This song’s story line bears more than a slight resemblance to the plot of the play/movie Blithe Spirit. I don’t know if that’s intentional or not, but what I do know is that My Wife and my Dead Wife showcases Robyn Hitchcock‘s oddball pop at its finest. It’s witty, weird, catchy, and more than a little macabre. If one  Robyn Hitchcock song isn’t enough,  check out The Man with the Light bulb Head.

 

The Evil Wiener Halloween Record

Many years ago, three friends and I embarked on a journey through the a dark rock and roll forest and emerged with six ominous songs. Black cats, poltergeists, devils, she-devils, ogres, and even an ode to the fall season are represented in this theremin heavy Halloween romp. Once you’ve listened to all of the songs, they’re repeated again in an audio drama called “Case of the Haunted Recording Studio.” If you want to know what my musical life outside of Custom Serenade is like, here’s your chance. We’d be grateful if you’d throw us a bone and give this a listen!

 

 

About the selection process.

There are lots of songs that kind of/sort of fit in on a Halloween playlist. Many titles contain words like haunted, wolf, vampire, or monster- and there are a blue million songs called Halloween– but many of them lack any eerie qualities and really have no connection to Halloween at all. For example The Ghost in You by the Psychedelic Furs mentions ghosts, and it’s a great song, but it’s more about being in love than being in the graveyard. Other songs are considered Halloweenish by association, for example How Soon is Now by The Smiths was the theme song for a TV show about witches. In reality the song has nothing to do with witches, not even vegetarian ones, so IMO has no business on a Halloween playlist.  Last but not least are the frequent flyers-songs like the ones listed at the beginning of this post that everyone already knows about. In curating this list I took great care to make sure that the songs I recommend contain nothing that isn’t 100% certified spooky content. Also I only used songs that don’t show up that often on other Halloween playlists. I hope that you enjoy this list and that you’ll be able to include some of these songs in your seasonal celebration!

Failed Band Promo Photos 2

There are some unusual ideas about band photos out there. When the ideas work, they can create great publicity for the band- but when the ideas don’t work, they can make for some really fun viewing.  Every Friday I post a promo shot gone wrong on the  Custom Serenade facebook page  and ask friends to come up with a name for the group.  The result is some extremely fun caption creation, and is the highlight of our social media week.  Here is a collection from the past couple of years.

Fenestrators-John-Krall

WadeWadeDont-Tell-Me-Brian-Risk


Triskadekaphobia-Kaari Snook

 

The Claire-alls- Tom Vanaman

 


Spillage People- Stewart Somer

 

Ronalds Band-Tom-Vanaman

Mullet Over-Brian Mason

 

Earth-Wind-and-Lyre-James-McDermot

Loozerhosen- Bob Graff

 

Hail Satins- Pete Conolly

 

 

DumpStars-Scott-Matheson

 

More failed band promo photos

If you enjoyed this post and would like to see more failed promo photos, check out this post. If you would like any of these photos removed from this post for any reason, please contact Custom Serenade.

 

Eno the Emu Song

Facebook fans asked for it, so here it is.

There’s a bird on the lamb
In the heart of tarheel country
It’s big and it’s fast and known
For its cunning

Oh it runs like the river
That’s how it got its name
Eno is surely in the
Emu hall of fame

Oh Eno Eno
Where did you come from
Where did you go

Oh Eno Eno
An avian outlaw
hero

Eno the Emu
Those that have seen you
Are few

For over a month
You’ve been on the run
But what do you do for fun

Maybe you go to the disco

Look at those vestigal wings go!
It swallowed some rocks at the bar you shoulda seen it
Whoa it just jumped two feet in the air
Man, this bird can really get down!
Is it a boy or a girl
I don’t know, but if it were a girl, its neck would turn blue during mating season and it would lay eggs that look like avocados
What if it were a boy?
It would probably watch sports and listen to classic rock
LOOK OUT HERE COMES A CAR
Dude, it’s no match for Eno the Emu

Playlist May-June 2019

I’m a playlist addict. I make playlists for nearly every task that I do. In fact, the making of the playlist often takes longer than whatever task it was meant to accompany. One of my favorite playlist activities is keeping a running tab on new songs I discover. Here is my list for March-April 2019. In most cases these are songs that have been released fairly recently, but the list might also contain an occasional gem from the past!