Monthly Archives: July 2016

Father’s Day Song with Lyrics

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Father’s Day Song

Chorus:
Jimmy Rogers, Jimmy Rogers
Has a son and three daughters
He’s the firm foundation
For his friends and relations
He’s a real estate lawyer
And a grandfather
If you ever meet him
Consider it an honor

Opinions and advice
Offer them he might
Though some won’t admit it
He is usually right
Occasionally grumpy
But before too long
He’s back to singing musical
Theatre songs

Repeat Chorus

He’s an ideal illustration
of intelligence and patience
With the right approach
To make a top notch soccer coach
and a first class husband
Still very much in love
From the days at Wake Forest
Things haven’t changed much

Repeat Chorus

May a thousand toy lead soldiers
Come marching to the door
Of the beach house out on
Pine Knoll Shores
Followed by a golden retriever
Named Charlie
To the man who once sang
with Ray Charles at a party

Repeat Chorus

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Birthday Song with Lyrics

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Birthday Song


Chorus 1:
Ivy, you’re a rose of a lady
With oh so many stories to tell
Of the time you spent in Cornwall and Kent
And other tales from your endless well

If anybody asks, you’ll say that life is wonderful
You always see the glass as half full
Sweeter than millionaire’s shortbread
You don’t mind a cheeky cider every now and then

Chorus 2:
Cinders, we’re so lucky you’ve been here
For more than one hundred years
With a smile so wide and a heart so grand
It’s lovely to hear you laugh

Hear the blackbird sing so beautifully
Think about your wonderful family
Maybe get hooked on an audio book
Or lose yourself in your memories

Chorus 1

You’re a mother and a granny
Always go to church on Sunday
You’re a member of the Women’s Institute
No crossword is too cryptic
You love watching cricket
And you’ve got a real sweet tooth

But there is a mystery
Befuddling and baffling
How have you lived over a hundred years
Without ever eating your greens

Chorus 2

Around the car park take Trixie for a trip
Feel the soft breeze and think about Pip
Going to the port, oh the late night drives
Waiting for Francis to arrive

Chorus 1

You’re positive and generous
Known for your sense of humor and fun
Some call you Cinders others call you M
Everywhere you go, you make new friends

Chorus 2 and 1

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Retirement Song with Lyrics

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Lambchops at Roomies

And scary movies

Curls and bench presses

Girls in tight dresses

Fast cars, smoking cigars

With his rum and coke

Playing practical jokes

Chorus:

Gary Glazer, sharp as a razor

He’s the boss, he’s the big guy

Having Christmas in July

Gary Glazer, the Bizchair king

The poster child for ADD

He’s bipolar but he’s full of life

Just ask Lacey, Kelsey, Jason, Sean

Or Lesley his wife

He likes the movies and he likes his food

Call him for dinner but don’t call him dude

Repeat Chorus

He’s passionate about his work

He really knows his office furniture

He’s a gambler and a drinker

But he goes to the gym

And he’s good to his family, employees

And friends

Gary look at everyone who cares for you

For instance Joel, your nephew

Patti and Sean, Jack the dog

David, Scott and Gilbert-

Although they’ve moved on

Pulling pranks, Gary is prone

Working for him is like working in the twilight zone

He’s been on a diet for the last ten years

But Golden Corral still elicits cheers

Repeat Chorus x2

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The Five Worst Things You Can Do on a Friend’s Birthday!

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Nothing’s worse than a bummer birthday! It’s no fun to be on the receiving end of a terrible gift or poorly planned celebration, and it’s also a horrible feeling to be the one who made the blunder and ruined the day! Here are five tips to keep you from entering the birthday fail hall of fame!

5 mistakes to avoid when planning a friend’s birthday!

1. Putting someone on the spot

Some people are more private than others, and if there’s any day of the year that they should be allowed to stay in their shell and just do their thing, it’s on their birthday. They might not like being the center of attention. So consider this when choosing your activities, and for heaven’s sake, if you eat out, don’t tell the wait staff to sing the birthday song or smear dessert on their face. This can be pure agony for the introverted birthday boy or girl!

Flan on the nose of a sombrero clad birthday girl.
Not for everyone!

2. Pushing your agenda on the recipient

Perhaps you think your friend should lose a few pounds, so how about buying them a gym membership? Or maybe you think they haven’t given Scandinavian Death Metal enough of a chance, so you buy them a Visceral Bleeding anthology. BAD IDEAS! This is a special day and a celebration of who the person is, not who you wish they were.

Scandanavian Death Metal Band
You’d love it if you just gave it a chance….

3. Throwing a surprise party

If you’ve been going through a lot of stress, a room full of people jumping out from behind furniture and yelling “surprise” might not be a good thing. Just having to navigate a party you hadn’t planned on can be awkward enough in and of itself. There are countless surprise party fail stories, and that’s one party you don’t want to join!

4. Insisting on a cake

Some people are gluten-free, and others are on diets for all sorts of reasons. The goal should always be to provide a happy birthday experience, not to uphold a softly defined tradition at the expense of the recipient.

Strange birthday cake

5. Being too practical when choosing your gifts

I once bought a girlfriend a spare tire for her birthday. It didn’t go over. She cried. Luckily when we were driving to dinner, one of her nearly bald tires blew out. She still didn’t forgive me.

Sad birthday woman
Don’t let this happen to you.

The overarching advice here, is to know and consider the person who is having a birthday. Maybe they’re the outgoing type who would love having a surprise party or getting Mexican custard smeared on their nose. Or, possibly they’ve really been wanting and needing a spare tire. The trick is to really think about who they are and what they like when planning for their birthdays. If you’d like an awesome gift suggestion, try one of these!