Best Christmas Dad Ever

 

He’s a football fan and a fisherman
and he makes up silly songs
the holiday season is the time he finds most pleasing
too bad it isn’t all year long

His decorations are a sensation
his house a winter wonderland
he’s going to write the next great American carol
and it’ll be cooler than a snowman

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He’s the best Christmas dad ever
he’s Santa’s right-hand man
jingling bells and singing Noel
are all part of the holiday plan

Carols start playing
the day after Thanksgiving
there are reindeer on his roof
he’s the best Christmas dad ever
he’s got even got a yule tattoo

If Santa ever needed to take a year off
he’d surely give Derek a shout
and say “I need someone who’s motivated and fun
to come and help me out”

(he would say) “Jake and Grant will make great elves
they’ve been such good boys
your dog Carly can pull the sled
and you’ll deliver all the toys”

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One year the reindeer got a little lost
as they were flying their annual route
but Dasher said “I smell some FINE smoked bacons and eggs”
and they knew they were at Derek’s house

Sharing the season with his family and friends
is a holly jolly priority for him
Merry Christmas from Jake and Grant
to the best Christmas dad on the planet

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